Have to reply to this one I think...
My user name..!? well,,women often have trouble recognising irony and sarcasm haven`t they...and I`ve gone smack into the trap on countless occasions. Doghouse is my second home
Guys mostly immediately understand and start laughing but the ladys..damn! Even the bright ones get a wrinkle between the eyebrows...analysing..10..15seconds......wtf!!...ahh...ohh...hmmm..ohh yess haha...
Departing Bulawayo still high on adrenaline I stumbled upon a party of some type of American missionaries at the check in counter. I have the highest respect for christians but these guys..arrogant sosialists, liberals clearly painted all over them. I was approached by the obvious leader of them asking me what I`ve done there... you know those clammy smelly types when talking to you they get a ft too close trying to steer you down..it was obvious what I´ve been doing and I`m sure he/it whatever was trying to start an argument..oh well.. I`m not the type to screw around with. still high on adrenaline I smiled devilish and replied ; Killing elephants and scaring the hell out of villagers around Kizile Lupane, still smiling and staring the sucker down.. haha the whole room got quiet..some of them asses made squeaky noises probably choking on their green-green soya tea with milk from certified O2 farting ecological happy cows.. btw There was no argument. Strange people. Think besides being a hunter they didn`t like the way I interacted with the airport staff joking and making them laugh long and loud. I know they where steering. Weird.
Anyways, think its pretty safe to say my user name is hard earned
Avatar is of the second ele I dropped in a cornfield with Wayne
@Nyamazana Safaris. Totally epic wild adrenaline rush. Greatest hunt I`ve ever had. I`ve been in a tight spot with ele before in Kenya, but nothing like this. I did a big mistake (joking)..before the hunt I wrote to Wayne that I was all in..no walking distance was to long, no situation would be too dangerous as long as they where up for it. Well, Wayne came very close to making me eat those words. When you return to camp at 2-3AM, the hair on your arms still stand straight up and you smell of ele...not because you`ve been crawling around in ele dung but because you`ve been so darn close to them and they were so many.. Charged 3 times during a nigth.. Large bull ele at 10 to 15 ft away..DAMN AWESOME! When we initially fired at pictured ele I got aware of a rumbling noise...The earth was shaking.. I turned my old trusted Rigby towards the noise, brave Nyamazana tracker Graham followed the rifle barrel with the flashlight.. To my horror I see 8-10 ele charging straight towards me an Wayne.. 40yds,,35,,30,,25,,20...then they broke off...#@@% #%&& cracy awesome experience.. I had 2 cartridges left in my Rigby.. I recall thinking "make them count" this is it.. I had to stand my ground. Focus on tasks. Do the job.. We had 4 or 5 trackers about 15 yds behind us. This could be very ugly.
Anyways,,here are a top tip from accidental villain ; If ever planning for a ele night hunt, CHECK THE MOON PHASES! and dont hunt in total darkness as i did