Day 7 Puff Adders and Disco Donkeys
This day started with tracking elephants in an area not too far from camp. We made contact with several herds but all were young bulls. We did a tremendous amount of driving and ended up in the new area looking for hippo in a few different pans. Being unsuccessful at this we decided to try one more pan that was a few miles away, on a road we had not yet traversed. We had already visited again with our friend in the large pan, with his large harem, and he was still as uncooperative as ever. I truly disliked this hippo, he was a smug bastard. On the way to this newest of pans we ran into a sand pit and got momentarily stuck and were positively swarmed with tsetse flies. Once we got out of the sand we had only gone a short distance when we ran across a very large puff adder in the road. He was a beauty of a specimen, although I don't think York felt that way about him. I offered to catch it and tame it for him so he could keep it as a pet, unfortunately, York seemed to have no interest in pet puff adders. So we proceeded on to the new pan where we thought the hippo might have relocated to but, there was no one home. We had lunch there. York set up a small grill grate over a Mopane fire and we grilled the buffalo heart and it was very tasty. There was pasta salad, cold Kudu liver from the night before and a few leftover slices of cape buffalo back strap, which while tough as boot leather, has a delicious flavor. With all this organ meat and fine filets, if I had a couple bottles of good Malbec I might have just stayed there for the rest of the day! These to me are the things that make it worth getting out of bed.
We left there after a short lunch and decided to drive through the Eland area which triggered a strange chain of events. We passed the air strip and spotted a herd of eland so we stopped to make a stalk, as usual a herd of Zebra screwed the situation up. Up until this point I had avoided shooting the Zebra as I just didn't have much interest in killing one, but now someone was gonna pay the price for this! We sent Sunnyboy to get the double. We tip toed very carefully up to a bush about 70 yards from the Zebra and eased to the left of the bush and set up the sticks. I mounted the rifle and took a good bead on the lower third of the Zebras shoulder and then I proceeded to make a monumental mistake. Maybe I was over confident, maybe I wasn't paying attention to my pre-shot routine, perhaps it was the Mopane fly in my eye? Whatever the reason, I picked my head up and looked to see what I had done before I finished squeezing the trigger. We all know the laws of physics, for every action..and so forth. My head came up and the barrel went down, I missed the entire damn Zebra! I called it the second the trigger broke, I knew what I had done and I knew where the bullet had landed. I was the most unhappy citizen at this point! We of course double checked to make sure I had not actually hit it and started back for the car. Suddenly York spotted a strange shape under a bush maybe 250-300 yards away. It was a hyena, in broad daylight! We made a move to the nearest large bush and hid behind it while York imitated a calf call. Sure enough the hyena bit on it and started our way! Surely old Fisi wasn't gonna fall for this? Yeah, yeah! I think he is! As he came we worked our way around the bush to keep out of sight then came back around and set the sticks up. It was straight out of the old Wile E Coyote playbook. He popped out in the open at about 50 yards and York gave a short calf bawl and he stopped. I'm quite sure when York gave that last bleat and old Fisi stopped and looked over his left shoulder at me standing in the open on those shooting sticks like a miniature sasquatch peering at him through the 4x scope the last thing old Fisi thought was "Well that was a rookie mistake, now was…." Spoiler alert, he never finished that thought! By the time he stopped and turned his head, the sear on the old Sako had already sent the pin towards a federal 215 and exactly 92 grains of Reloader 16, the Swift dropped him on the spot, he didn't even kick! We took the pictures and loaded up to head back towards camp, it was getting late now and I was extremely pleased with the hyena incident. We were a few miles down the road when we rounded a corner and there right, right there in front of us is a cow elephant with a calf and a tuskless, right there on the road! Everyone seemed to know this was the one, Zvito was on his way out of the truck, I was strapping on the ammo belt, Michael was smiling as he unzipped the case that held the big double. It was Showtime people! All the training, all the million times I had shot this elephant in my mind. It was about to all get very real in about the next 30 seconds.
I have always found coincidence to be a funny thing. In October of 1978 a kid was born on a rural tobacco farm in west KY. He had worked on a farm, played High School football, joined the military, got married, and served two tours in Iraq. Left the military and worked for a railroad for ten years then grew tired of that for various reasons, left there to go work at a papermill which eventually afforded him the opportunity to go on the safari he had always dreamed of all those years ago on the tobacco farm. There were a lot of decisions made in those 44 years that could have sent him on a totally different course. Lots of opportunities for things to happen that would have ended any chance of him standing right here in this very spot on this very day.
In the same respect about 15 years ago, somewhere in the bush of North West Zimbabwe a baby elephant was born, cursed by nature to have no tusks. It would wander the bush for 15 years avoiding drought, lions, meat poachers, and what all other things a wild animal in Africa endures, only for us to find ourselves here on this day at this exact moment in this exact same place. Perhaps if we had happened onto a hippo? What if I had not missed the Zebra? Something different with the Hyena, or perhaps we just turned down a different road on the way back to camp that day. Fate, coincidence, inshallah, whatever version you subscribe to, it is definitely a thing, and it definitely has your number!
I quickly dismounted and collected my double, withdrew the two chosen ones from my ammo slide and delivered them to the breach. There was exactly one small bushy tree between us and the elephants and we moved closer to it. York needed to make sure the calf didn't belong to the tuskless. Apparently he did this in a hurry because the sticks were up and the elephant stepped from behind the tree at 15 yards. She swung to face us with her ears spread, she was clearly unhappy with our presence. "Between the eyes" York said. This situation had happened so fast I was a bit shocked that it was actually going down right now. I said "Now?" "Yes, whenever you're ready, between the eyes." I centered the red dot and the 470 rocked as the right barrel sent 500 grains of cutting edge solid down range. There was a solid SMACK and the elephants ears folded back, a cloud of dust billowed from the elephants head as if called forward by some unseen force. She tipped back and to her right. She landed with a crash and a growl. "Reload", I broke the gun open and cleared the empty then reached for another solid off my belt. The other cow came in a half bluff charge and we backed up a few steps. Where the cow fell there was a bush preventing me from firing a quick second shot. I now had the right barrel reloaded and York shouted back the other cows and we advanced a few steps back to our original firing position then swung to our right about 3 steps to clear the bush. "Now Again" York shouted. I pulled up and delivered a fast pair, one to the center of the chest and one to the head, trying again to hit the brain and end this cleanly and respectfully. The other cows came forward again and drove us back toward the truck which I mounted to give me an elevated firing position in the event she decided to actually follow through, and also to get the hell away from the other two elephants. I was willing to stay on the ground and fight, but when York said get to the truck I was not gonna argue with him. SunnyBoy was cranking the vehicle as I mounted it and York was now at the tailgate in case we needed to make a full retreat in order to avoid unnecessarily having to shoot the others in self defense. It was unnecessary though, a little more shouting from York and a couple convincing steps in their direction with some arm waving and they moved off to a safe distance. We approached the tuskless and I knelt down in front of her and delivered both barrels to the heart just to pay the insurance and it was done.
This was an emotional moment. The cutting of the tail of your first elephant is not something you will forget. I think you know in that moment if you wish to be an elephant hunter or not. That is a hard thing to know until you have spent time with them and killed one of them. The answer for me is yes. I will hunt the elephant!