She went away for the day!

[yhc]

It stinks to high heaven even doing this in the yard. Can’t imagine boiling a skull inside!?!

Glad you and your marriage survived.

 

[Nyati]

Many years ago, I boiled the snout of a wild boar in order to get the tusks out......with the help of my wife !

I never did that again, the stink was really bad

 

[Randy F]

She went away for the day so I finally got a chance to catch up on some cooking.
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Well sir, show me your cape! You are my new favorite superhero!
I’ve done enough questionable stuff that my bride wouldn’t be surprised by too much…but if I went there I could count on my toothbrush to be the next discrete toilet bowl scrubber for the the rest of my foreseeable future.

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Well sir, show me your cape! You are my new favorite superhero!
I’ve done enough questionable stuff that my bride wouldn’t be surprised by too much…but if I went there I could count on my toothbrush to be the next discrete toilet bowl scrubber for the the rest of my foreseeable future.

@RandyF
You wouldn’t have to worry about the taste of the toothbrush as after your darling wife bitch shaped you senseless you teeth would be that far down you throat it would be easier to insert the toothbrush in the other end to clean them.
Bob

 

[Jörg Krüger]

@RandyF
You wouldn’t have to worry about the taste of the toothbrush as after your darling wife bitch shaped you senseless you teeth would be that far down you throat it would be easier to insert the toothbrush in the other end to clean them.
Bob

Well, that went down the toilet fast

 

[Jörg Krüger]

Is the day over and are you still alive and licking. And yes licking your wounds.

 

[MMAL]

Safety check - the OP has not posted anything since the original post date of 10/29. Are you still alive??? Do you need medical attention?

 

[Opposite Pole]

I bet he wishes he had one of those Global Rescue insurance/evac memberships.

 

[jduckhunter]

I'm fine guys, so far so good. I think I may have gotten away with it or maybe she is just waiting for the right moment to unleash her anger. I guess time will tell.

 

[Jörg Krüger]

Phew, you dodged it this time brother. I think you have a keeper there. Take care of her. It's not often you get such forgiving women

 

[flatwater bill]

When I was a kid, and after a big buck, the old timers would say, "you can't eat the horns" Wish I had had your first photo on this thread to lay that idea to rest................are you making scrapple?.....Bill

 

[K-man]

I'm fine guys, so far so good. I think I may have gotten away with it or maybe she is just waiting for the right moment to unleash her anger. I guess time will tell.

I hope all continues well for you. My bride told me she could smell another woman's perfume in the house three days after she was gone...I have never tried to prove that claim. When she leaves for the day I always tell her to call about an hour before she comes home so I have time to get my girlfriend out of the house, she says let her stay and do a load of laundry before she leaves.

 

[jduckhunter]

When I was a kid, and after a big buck, the old timers would say, "you can't eat the horns" Wish I had had your first photo on this thread to lay that idea to rest................are you making scrapple?.....Bill

No no scrapple yet it's a bit too early for that yet.

 

[Sabattiboy]

DG hunting. Doing dangerous things at home. Is this a form of cross training?

 

[jduckhunter]

DG hunting. Doing dangerous things at home. Is this a form of cross training?

It's definitely not for the faint of heart. lol

 

[UKHunter]

She went away for the day so I finally got a chance to catch up on some cooking.
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Good luck getting rid of the smell before shes back!

 

[Newboomer]

Good luck getting rid of the smell before shes back!

Ya lucked out this time. I wouldn't advise trying it again.

 

[ZG47]

The other possibility ... is that she knew long beforehand that you were going to pull that stunt and she has been planning your schedule of long delayed chores for the next month or two!

 

[Newboomer]

The other possibility ... is that she knew long beforehand that you were going to pull that stunt and she has been planning your schedule of long delayed chores for the next month or two!

You bet. The most treacherous of any species is the female. She'll get you yet.