Free Hunt for One Hunter & One Observer from Lianga Safaris for 2016

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A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

 

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What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.

 

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What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah!

 

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The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

 

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You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

 

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There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

 

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If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

 

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A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

 

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

 

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Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

 

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How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.

 

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

 

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

 

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.

 

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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!

 

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.

 

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What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.

 

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My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

 

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

 

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.