COVID-19 Coronavirus UPDATES, BANS, CLOSURES, ADVISORY, etc.

[BnC 04]

Perception is reality folks. No matter how freaking stupid and jackassary it is. Perception is that death is imminent and the sky is falling so this suckfest continues.

 

[spike.t]

I hope you didn't use good whiskey.

Have to be moonshine.. Needs to be 60% plus to be effective..

 

[Foxi]

America is in freak out mode.

Europe also.
Countries are closing their borders.
Schools, children day care centers, also.
One may not visit old people's homes,
Churches cancel their services.
Mass events (from 1,000 people up) are no longer held.
Events from 100 persons upwards should be cancelled voluntarily.
Avoid social contacts,and and and
However, this is not freaked out, but precautions, the toilet paper and noodle hysteria I do not understand either.

 

[cpr0312]

Throwing a little humor into things, the bandit had to be called in for the national TP emergency

 

[Newboomer]

Went down to Wally world. Not a shred of T.P, paper towels, or Kleenex, to be found. The pain reliever shelves in the Pharmacy were pretty barren as well. Antibacterial dish soap shelves were 75% empty.

When I got home and put everything away, I washed my hands with alcohol. Especially after touching those nasty shopping carts.

Overheard multiple conversations in the store about this virus.

America is in freak out mode.

As long as you have the Sears catalog and old magazines you're good to go. Don't fret tp.

 

[Brent in Az]

Trump is declaring a national emergency.

 

[sestoppelman]

As long as you have the Sears catalog and old magazines you're good to go. Don't fret tp.

Good luck flushing those glossy stiff pages!

 

[Brent in Az]

As long as you have the Sears catalog and old magazines you're good to go. Don't fret tp.

Haven't had a Sears catalog in forever. I'm reluctant to part with the Playboy pages.[emoji23]

 

[Newboomer]

Good luck flushing those glossy stiff pages!

You just have to crumple them up a little before use.

 

[YancyW]

CHINA THREATENS TO THROW AMERICA ‘INTO THE MIGHTY SEA OF THE CORONAVIRUS.’
China is threatening to wreak havoc on America’s drug supply amid the Wuhan coronavirus outbreak. Thanks to our globalist elite and especially missteps during the Obama-Biden administration, Beijing has the power to do just that.

By Christian Whiton, National Interest

China is threatening to wreak havoc on America’s drug supply amid the Wuhan coronavirus outbreak. Thanks to our globalist elite and especially missteps during the Obama-Biden administration, Beijing has the power to do just that.

IN AN ARTICLE IN XINHUA, ONE OF THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY’S MOUTHPIECES, BEIJING THREATENED THAT IT CAN IMPOSE PHARMACEUTICAL EXPORT CONTROLS AFTER WHICH AMERICA WILL BE “PLUNGED INTO THE MIGHTY SEA OF CORONAVIRUS.”

https://gellerreport.com/2020/03/china-threatens-sea-of-corona.html/

I can tell you from first-hand experience, the cyberattacks originating in China and North Korea being launched against American healthcare companies have increased dramatically within the last week. We have never seen them at this level.

 

[Pheroze]

crap......

 

[WAB]

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Here's a great solution to all the idiots causing panic.

Use a heavy duty bag and secure it with a zip tie!

 

[lwaters]

I have bought 14 cases of Budweiser brewed 10 gal of Homebrew and made 6 gallons of wine. I have a big shipment if toilet paper coming from Amazon. I'm good to go.

 

[WAB]

I have at least 5 years supply of wine on hand. I may come up a little short on whiskey.

 

[sierraone]

Use a heavy duty bag and secure it with a zip tie!

It's good that you already completed your three retirement safaris....do you have a fourth planned after the virus goes away???

 

[WAB]

It's good that you already completed your three retirement safaris....do you have a fourth planned after the virus goes away???

Sue has decided that she needs to hunt leopard. I’ll tag along and shoot a buffalo for bait! 2021 if sanity returns to our world.

 

[Royal27]

Sue has decided that she needs to hunt leopard. I’ll tag along and shoot a buffalo for bait! 2021 if sanity returns to our world.

The sacrifices we will make for loved ones.

 

[Standard Velocity]

As long as you have the Sears catalog and old magazines you're good to go. Don't fret tp.

I remember the Sears catalogue. Could order a shotgun, underwear and a house at one time.

Now, I believe, the Sears catalogue consists of an Error 404 code. Be sure to use your iPhone instead of your iPad. The iPad might not flush.

 

[EricB]

So much for the gun show tomorrow. [emoji22]

 

[WAB]

The sacrifices we will make for loved ones.

You know me, I’m just a giver...