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    on a lighter note...

    It's on the roll of 126 film still in the box camera. :)
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    My list of 'how did they find this out' is pretty long. Who went around licking toads to discover the special ones???
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    Makes it easier to reach the filler door when you don't recall which side it is on. :)
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    Everybody simultaneously lurch forward so he plane will go faster. :)
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    Wild Hogs movie
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    This way there is proof of what the tape measured. :) One of my favorites was when I read the tape upside down measuring from the floor up. It was 36 not the 39 I intended. :(
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    Even to those that treat you like excrement???
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    Politics

    I started working the year affirmative action started and 45 years later was still working when it ended. I couldn't get jobs some because I was the wrong color, nationality and sex. Those that were rewarded had kids that now want rewarded all over again.
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    Man on fire movie demonstrated another application for those.
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    This applies to Dentist; After placing all sort of devices in ones mouth they ask if the shot is working etc. I think it is part of their dental school training. :)
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    Where are the decals??? :)
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    A transposed negative can fix anything. :)
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    Jimmy Soul "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life...."
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    Looking at it from the front or back??? :)
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    Do the instructions on the box apply to him??? :)
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    It is mind twisting with so much going on.
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    From Mad Magazine??? :)
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    The rest of the day is for The Purge??? :)
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    Can you check the oil and clean the windshield while you are at it???
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    My male biological representative was famous for saying, "If head can't learn Butt will!"
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    At my house us kids were not offered options. We kids used a fork to hold a slice of bread to toast it over a gas stove burner which did not auto light. Advantage; we could see when it was toasted and didn't have to fight an electric toaster. Risk: getting singed lighting the burner. and fork...
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    As a kid I preferred the heels because our butter was always hard.
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    Called Natural Selection.
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    That goes in the other end with the Trunk Monkey. :)
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    Vinyl records and tube amplifiers already made a comeback. Next it will be 5-1/4 floppy disks. :)
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    where does the cement anchor insert? :)
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    I believe it is the Peter Luger restaurant in NY that cooked their steaks their way and tells you how to eat it, for $350 at one time.
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    Ray Ray Jessel
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    Seems to be true today. Jonah 4:11 NIV 11 And should I not have concern for the great city of Nineveh, in which there are more than a hundred and twenty thousand people who cannot tell their right hand from their left—and also many animals?”
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    That provides treatment for shock. :)
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    That might not work in Africa. :)
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    Take the money then tell him later what a wild time he had at the motel.
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    What about a hummingbird feeder??? :)
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    It works in the movies and TV. :) Or is this a way to get matching joint bevels on the beam ends???
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    How does that work when some starters are installed inside the engine under the intake manifold?
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    How about opening to an escalator? :)
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    Ukraine has Chernobyl they should be used to radiation.
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    When I was a kid, 1960's, the newspaper delivery trucks from which kids threw the papers to the houses cut bailing wire off the bundles and wrapped it on a corner post of the truck cover. When it built up they would throw it off. Dad wanted it so whenever we spotted it in a yard or street we...
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    Alec Baldwin Movie Set Accident

    If they had a union handler for the weapons I understand they hand the gun to the actor ready to use and take it back when the scene is complete. The union made a statement soon after the killing that their people were not involved in the production of Rust. The question then would be what...
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    I've never opened my safe and discovered one of my guns snuck out and killed someone and had a notch in the stock to prove it.
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    Alec Baldwin Movie Set Accident

    There are several aspects of responsibility and they have been mentioned already. If she directed him to point the gun directly at her could she have told it was pointed 6 inches to the side of her? In other words, only a close camera view could have denoted some angle in the gun. In my opinion...
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    Some people just won't open their mouth very wide.
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    Thats why my wife likes Costco. She won't try on anything at any store so no place to try it on is perfect.
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    Judges 15:4-5 4 So Samson caught 300 foxes. He tied them together in pairs by their tails. Then he fastened a torch between their tails. 5 He set the torches on fire and released the foxes in the Philistines' grain fields. So he set fire to all their grain, whether it was stacked or in the...
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    He probably helped set up the ramp. :)
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    People usually call the sheriff, who does nothing. The mailbox belongs to the post office. They have federal authority to do something, if they will.
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    I was told the town of Maricopa, AZ used to sell "recreational dynamite." He said that was written on it. The rule was that it had to be out of town by 5 PM.
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    Politics

    Leaders of what???? Isaiah 3:6NIV 6 A man will seize one of his brothers in his father's house, and say, "You have a cloak, you be our leader; take charge of this heap of ruins!"
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    cross bred with a snake??? :)
 
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