You might be an African Safari hunter if……

[jimbo1972]

Sitting in Joberg airport waiting to get on my plane to Atlanta after a wonderful plains game hunt. (Hunt report will be posted after I have a chance to absorb all that happened)
Got to thinking it might be fun to start you might be a African Safari hunter if thread:

I will start. You might be a African Safari hunter if you wear your hunting boots on the plane and you look for other hunting boots at the airport.

 

[gillettehunter]

If you look at AH threads more than once per day....
Bruce

 

[Elkeater]

If you spend all your time figuring out how to go back!

 

[Grz63]

If you find all the dinners in the middle of nowhere always really awesome..

 

[Flipper Dude]

If you start to develop a taste for instant coffee

And policeman’s coffee

 

[towserthemouser]

If you find yourself jonesing for biltong

 

[Hogpatrol]

If you find yourself reading hunting reports and instead of staring at a computer screen you're thinking "Damn, I wish I was back there".

 

[TXdawg]

If you’re convinced that the 375 H&H is one of the finest “medium” bore cartridges ever produced!!

 

[shootist~]

If you constantly wonder if you should have bought (or built) that 35 Whelen, 375 H&H, 9.3x62, ......,........,

 

[bakerb]

If you carry around a 404 Jeffery cartridge to remind yourself daily that you're saving for a 404 Jeffery

 

[samson7x]

If you wear Courteney boots on a daily basis.

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

If in the following week after you get back from your latest "once in a lifetime" trip, you're sitting in a meeting at work and find yourself day dreaming about being on the back of a bakkie swatting Tsetse's with a smile on your face. But then the smile goes away after you realize you're knee deep in a discussion of solder viscosity and you wished someone would put a 375 through your head.

 

[Puddle]

If you tell someone who asked, "it's a 9-3 Mauser" and they don't then say, "what's that?"

 

[358 Norma]

If you find yourself jonesing for biltong

Or trying to figure out how to get Simba Sea salt and vinegar potato chips in the United States!
Or buying another rifle for Cape Buffalo hunting when you already own six of them!