A lady was walking her two dogs. She stopped to speak to a neighbor. The neighbor asked what are the dogs names. She said, one is timex and the other is rolex. The neighbor asked, why did you name them that? She replied because they are watch dogs.
Here are two rhetorical questions my father posed to me during a hunting trip.
If it takes six-square of sunshine to shingle a sh*thouse, how far can you run with a hot hog turd in your mouth without slobbering?
and
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and half, how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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I hunted elephant with Luke Samaris in 2005. It was my fourth safari and I tell you he is a fine gentleman the best. I got the opportunity to meet Patty Curtis, although never hunted with him but enjoyed our conversation around our tent in the Selous. Very sad for a tough guy to leave this world the way he did. Let’s pray the murderers are caught. I hope to see Luke in Nashville.
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