A lady was walking her two dogs. She stopped to speak to a neighbor. The neighbor asked what are the dogs names. She said, one is timex and the other is rolex. The neighbor asked, why did you name them that? She replied because they are watch dogs.
Here are two rhetorical questions my father posed to me during a hunting trip.
If it takes six-square of sunshine to shingle a sh*thouse, how far can you run with a hot hog turd in your mouth without slobbering?
and
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and half, how long will it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
I saw your post regarding a hunt in Africa. I am sure you have been bombarded with messages and replies from other outfitters, so I will keep this one quick.
I have a feeling we have exactly what you need for a first safari.
If you'd like to hear more, please don't hesitate to reach out.
flights are booked Uber rides confirmed, car hire deposit paid! Hotels booked!
Im getting ready to go but first I have a 3 week photo Safari tour scouting some locations in the Limpopo province for future Photo safari tours! watch this space for awesome updates and footage !!!
Remember ISE Show 8-11 Jan in Denver Colorado!
Then from there I will be traveling by car for over a week
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