Ridiculous Bargain Elephant Hunt Zimbabwe

[Wheels]

I like the way you think buddy! At least until you mentioned the wife and a beach house in Belize.... You know, once I'm able to retire, these kind of deals will help me Not leave anything for the kids or "Uncle Sam".

None of us want to spoil our kids by leaving them too much money. It will be obvious that you care about your kids by spending all that money on yourself.

Nothing says LOVE like an elephant hunt.

 

[DudleyR]

So Wheels, when do we pick you up at the Bulawayo airport???

 

[Wheels]

So Wheels, when do we pick you up at the Bulawayo airport???

My kids already know I love them and won't spoil them with any of that filthy lucre. I have already done an elephant hunt and I am broke. Besides, now I'm saving up for a spring hare and a rock dassie.

 

[K-man]

I have a banker, a nurse, and 2 lawyers for kids and their spouses. If they get any of my money after retirement, it will be the old fashioned way......by stealing it like all good families. I am shorthanded at work or I would already be packed. Good luck to whoever goes.

 

[AZDAVE]

You offer this next year and I have a 450/400 double that is going for a flight

 

[Wheels]

I am shorthanded at work or I would already be packed. Good luck to whoever goes.

I'll drive up and help you out K. I'm really good at writing checks to myself.

 

[Kansas30]

I got the time and the money... Just have to work out the permission part.

 

[Bruce]

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You offer this next year and I have a 450/400 double that is going for a flight

I will BEAT you to it !!

 

[CAustin]

When I saw this post I thought about what people would think if I did two elephant hunts in one year! Then I thought who cares! Then I looked at the bank account and thought so what! Then I looked at my work schedule and thought shit no way can I do this.

 

[Buff-Buster]

When I saw this post I thought about what people would think if I did two elephant hunts in one year! Then I thought who cares! Then I looked at the bank account and thought so what! Then I looked at my work schedule and thought shit no way can I do this.

I feel your pain Charlie.......

 

[Wheels]

When I saw this post I thought about what people would think if I did two elephant hunts in one year! .

Who cares what people think.

Then I thought who cares!.

You had it all figured out in the first place.

Then I looked at the bank account and thought so what! .

That's the attitude.

Then I looked at my work schedule and thought shit no way can I do this.

Just tell the boss you have elephanthuntitis. He will probably think you meant elephantiasis and give you a couple of weeks off.

 

[CTDolan]

Just tell the boss you have elephanthuntitis. He will probably think you meant elephantiasis and give you a couple of weeks off.

If a person can afford the hunt, odds are they're the boss. My experience.

 

[CAustin]

If a person can afford the hunt, odds are they're the boss. My experience.

I am the boss.......but have a lot coming down the pike!

 

[AZDAVE]

Bruce since there are two, if two next year I shot the one on the right and you get the one on the left

I hope someone jumps on this so we can all see what a great deal looks like in pictures.

 

[DudleyR]

I have some guys probably gonna do i and will post pics afterward so you can all eat your hearts out!!!

 

[CAustin]

I have some guys probably gonna do i and will post pics afterward so you can all eat your hearts out!!!

Well I don't know about eating my heart out!

 

[PeteG]

Maybe I should sell the wife's car while she's away on holiday...