Punishments for infractions on Africa Hunting

[Sideshow]

Can we get one for bloody flippers, taking bargains and jacking up the price so those who actually want the rifle don’t get a good deal anymore.

Sure how about force them to use pronouns

 

[Dirtdart]

Keep in mind that genetics can have far more of an influence than environment. The US and Canada could both be innocent.

There is a new thread about "an interesting find in the field" that I would like to enter as evidence to support this statement but I am at a loss as to the appropriate punishment.

 

[VertigoBE]

There is a new thread about "an interesting find in the field" that I would like to enter as evidence to support this statement but I am at a loss as to the appropriate punishment.

Well... seeing the subject of the thread, one could get creative with its use perhaps? In a punitive, angry, non-lubricated manner?

 

[Grandpa Moose]

How about a 10 day hint with the Ontario Hunter himself. Plan on expenses as he is CHEAP and tight as bark

 

[375Fox]

How about a 10 day hint with the Ontario Hunter himself. Plan on expenses as he is CHEAP and tight as bark

A 2x1 hunt with a shared room at his famous lodge? I don’t think many of us would have the mental strength to last that!

 

[deewayne2003]

There is a new thread about "an interesting find in the field" that I would like to enter as evidence to support this statement but I am at a loss as to the appropriate punishment.

Offense- Posting pictures of dick shapes rocks and trying to explain it.

Punishment- Stoning, he’s a geology fan apparently.

 

[Cam300]

A 2x1 hunt with a shared room at his famous lodge? I don’t think many of us would have the mental strength to last that!

The “lodge owner” has probably already changed his email and phone number!

 

[Laniarius]

Picard_facepalm.jpg

 

[Hank2211]

#5.) The cry-babies on the Politics thread that can't take constructive contention. They start getting personal and making ad hominem attacks because they don't like other's opinions. Punishment: They swim for an hour in a pool with a rabies infested piranha.

What's the punishment for pointing out that rabies is a mammalian disease?

 

[Ridge Runner]

What's the punishment for pointing out that rabies is a mammalian disease?

You mean reptiles such as cross can get rabies?

Well that settles it. Now I know where my can of shaving cream went. Bet that is the only croc with mint breath in the river.

 

[migrabill]

Posts that are easily searchable - "What type of boots should I get?" etc - On your next safari you will be forced to shoot an Ostrich - get a full body mount of it - and put it in your bathroom.

 

[Velo Dog]

Anyone who posts—> “.404 Jeffries” … will be required to write (using only a Crayon between their toes) the following:

W.J. Jeffery & Company
Established 1891
London, England

One billion times.

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

Anyone who posts—> “.404 Jeffries” … will be required to write (using only a Crayon between their toes) the following:

W.J. Jeffery & Company
Established 1891
London, England

One billion times.

Extra points for the movie reference!

 

[rookhawk]

Anyone who posts—> “.404 Jeffries” … will be required to write (using only a Crayon between their toes) the following:

W.J. Jeffery & Company
Established 1891
London, England

One billion times.

Every time I see people talking about "Jeffries" on this forum, this is what I think of their gun and their spelling:

More misspelled Jeffery reactions include this dancing through my head:

 

[rookhawk]

While we're at it, how about the people that keep describing best "Purdys"?

This is a best Purdy: