Snapped these out the windshield over the last couple of months. First was a septic service rig north of Austin. The second one just speaks for itself.
CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
Questions and Answers from CARP Forum
Q:Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them? A:Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause? A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
live.
Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband? A:Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles? A:Take off your glasses.
Q:Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face? A:Go braless. It will usually pull them
out.
Q:Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking? A:Valets don't forget where they park your car
Q:Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage? A:Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses? A:On their foreheads.
Q:What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores? A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
An excellent AH member right here! I had a fantastic transaction with Hornedfrogbbq (I was the seller). His communication was first rate, payment was extremely fast, and I would have absolutely no reservations at all dealing with him again. Thank you, F!
Here we are, the last day of the show in Denver, it's been a good show but expecting a quiet day today. I will be back for-sure to do this show next year and maybe also do the one in Sacramento California.
On Monday I will be hitting the road driving from Denver and eventually make it down to Atlanta for the flight home.
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