on a lighter note...

I agree with Steve, I don't like that thought either!

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CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
Questions and Answers from CARP Forum


Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A:
Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.

Q:
What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A:
Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
live.


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A:
Tell him you're pregnant.

Q:
How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A:
Take off your glasses.

Q:
Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:
Go braless. It will usually pull them
out.

Q:
Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A:
Valets don't forget where they park your car

Q:
Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A:
Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.

Q:
As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:
Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q:
Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?
A:
On their foreheads.

Q:
What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:
"Gosh, I remember these!"
 

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