Boyd Brooks
AH legend
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2017
- Messages
- 4,824
- Reaction score
- 55,392
- Location
- Whitby, Ontario & Buckeye AZ
- Media
- 13
- Member of
- OFAH, North American Hunt Club
- Hunted
- Canada, RSA
Or a Toyota, Kia, Hyundai, Nissan, Subaru, Honda, etc., etc., all purveyors of throwaway vehicles.
I want one of my friends to send out a group text from my phone telling everyone, "Thanks for coming"At my funeral, I want a group of Italian guys dressed in black suits approach my coffin and say "We're gonna miss you Boss" so my family will think I had some crazy shit going on.
Did that once. And only once. Blamed it on my neighbors. A week later their house, yard, trees, and vehicles were toilet papered. That was over three or four decades ago. My parents still remind me of the time I called the law that night. They just can't prove who or why their house was TPed 2 weeks later on Halloween.
Me:
Jerry Clower maybe?
When you can't speak no English.
There’s a steak place in Decatur, TX that plays his stuff in the bathroom lolThat's him.
This guy could tell some hilarious stories.