Once upon a time I was at a village feast. Two sturdy grandfathers were sitting opposite me (about 60 years old, they seemed old to me). We started talking about age. One said, "give me an 18-year-old now, I'll teach her everything and she'll be happy." The second one said, "and I'll bring a bucket of water to the second floor on dick." The guy with glasses (about 30 years old), who was sitting between them, added, "and if you tie a knot, then on the third." The grandfathers looked at each other and threw him out the window, However, it happened on the ground floor, and there were no serious consequences.
Wait till you hear what happens when you give a moose a muffin...
