on a lighter note...

FDA has approved a new anti-depressant for lesbians. It's called Trycoxagain.
 
Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and holding a sandwich.
 
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My father, a physician, has all sorts of stories about patients with odd objects shoved up their backsides. The most technically challenging extraction was a glass tumbler with the wide open mouth facing the exit - how to remove a glass object, shaped basically like an arrow, without shattering the glass? The procedure was a success, but confounded the staff for a while!
I was an OR nurse for 42 years. The best one was we had to remove a light bulb from a guy's butt. It was a bet and alcohol was definitely involved! Took us 2 hours to remove it!
 
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I was an OR nurse for 42 years. The best one was we had to remove a light bulb from a guy's butt. It was a bet and alcohol was definitely involved! Took us 2 hours to remove it!
That would be delicate work!
 

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