This is an actual quote from a Randy Wakeman article, "The Winners and Losers for 2021" on ChuckHawks.com
https://www.chuckhawks.com/column136.html
Loser: Benelli
The “Redneck Rolex” brand of Beretta has inflicted several manufacturing crimes, the SBE3 series that still can't shoot straight, and the ugliest O/U ever made (828U) that dealers apparently cannot give away. Rumor has it that the Benelli engineer that designed the SBE3 decided to end it all. Hands trembling with tears in his eyes, he raised the gun to his forehead and pulled the trigger ... but, he was high and to the left.