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*Pride of a senior citizen*
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Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.
*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."
*Koos:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"
*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"
*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."
*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
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Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.
*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."
*Koos:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"
*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"
*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."
*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
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O my goodness. Koos.
I know from what country this joke originated from
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Handcannons wrote on Jaayunoo's profile.
Do you have any more copies of African Dangerous Game Cartridges, Author: Pierre van der Walt ? I'm looking for one. Thanks for any information, John buzzardhilllabs@hotmail.com
Out of all the different color variations of Impala the black Impala just stands out with its beautiful pitch black hide.
Impala is one of the animals you will see all over Africa.
You can see them in herds of a 100 plus together.
This excellent ram was taken with one of our previous client this past season.
Contact us at Elite hunting outfitters to help you make your African safari dream come true..
Impala is one of the animals you will see all over Africa.
You can see them in herds of a 100 plus together.
This excellent ram was taken with one of our previous client this past season.
Contact us at Elite hunting outfitters to help you make your African safari dream come true..
