Two alligators, a big one and a small one, are sitting on the bank of the Potomac. The big one says: "listen, aren't we supposed to be the same age?"
Small: "yes, it is".
Big: "but why do we have such a difference in size? It's probably about nutrition. Let's figure it out. What do you eat?"
Small: "politicians, of course".
"So," says the big one, "and which ones, Republicans or Democrats?"
S.:"Democrats, of course, do not feel sorry for them".
Big: "Well, how exactly do you hunt them?"
The small one: "Well, how. I get out on the shore near the parking lot and hide under the car. When a politician comes up, I grab his leg, shake all the shit out of him... and I eat.
Big: "here! Whoa! That's your mistake! If you shake all the shit out of a Democrat, then only a briefcase and an expensive suit will remain!"