Two alligators, a big one and a small one, are sitting on the bank of the Potomac. The big one says: "listen, aren't we supposed to be the same age?"
Small: "yes, it is".
Big: "but why do we have such a difference in size? It's probably about nutrition. Let's figure it out. What do you eat?"
Small: "politicians, of course".
"So," says the big one, "and which ones, Republicans or Democrats?"
S.:"Democrats, of course, do not feel sorry for them".
Big: "Well, how exactly do you hunt them?"
The small one: "Well, how. I get out on the shore near the parking lot and hide under the car. When a politician comes up, I grab his leg, shake all the shit out of him... and I eat.
Big: "here! Whoa! That's your mistake! If you shake all the shit out of a Democrat, then only a briefcase and an expensive suit will remain!"
I didn't see your request re: ship co’s. My last shipment was 2023. Quotes from SBS Logistics ($1,198), Badger Cargo ($1,184 - used them) & AHG Trophy Shippers ($1,746). AHG owner's an asshole so wouldn't have used him anyway. Eastern Cape - Houston, TX, so your mileage may vary. NEVER use Karl Human Taxidermy aka Wild Africa Taxidermy on Eastern Cape. Trophies arrived shattered with no padding/packing material.
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