Church in Chicago
When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church,
I decided to go there and check them out in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me.
I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church?
He laid his hands on my shoulder and said:
"By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said:
"By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.
Again, I said that there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold they were right....
My car was gone !