PS: BTW Honey, hope you dont mind, but I increased your life insurance policy to 1 million dollars, double indemnity for accidental death.
Your best friend Bob and I be moving to the Caribbean immediately your funeral.
Man that’s the truth!
Aaaahhh, sorry no guns, no dogs, and a fast get-away driver would only cause unwanted attention when, while, or after the "perverbial" and "literally " fishing for ducks.(laughing with tears emoji)