on a lighter note...

[375 Ruger Fan]

BBQ RULES:

It is important to adhere to the proper etiquette for this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three-meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off” and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

 

[Ridge Runner]

Would like to be able to see an ammo belt sticking out somewhere. Optional?

Nah....not aerodynamic.

 

[K-man]

BBQ RULES:

It is important to adhere to the proper etiquette for this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three-meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off” and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

I laughed out loud but the Mrs K-man was in hearing range. Difficult to explain without getting a scowl....

 

[Ridge Runner]

BBQ RULES:

It is important to adhere to the proper etiquette for this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three-meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off” and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

#2. The woman makes the other side dishes other than items listed in #3 below.

#3. The man being an above average or higher rank BBQer doesn't let the woman prep the meat or other items to be grilled/roasted: potatoes, corn, peppers, mushrooms, onions.

This allows the woman to steadily bring the man and his male friends a steady supply of beer or other such refreshing beverages.

#12. Requires deleting as No Sane man would ever ask a woman such a question. That is unless the man wishes to have an "accidental" injury, requiring a prolong hospital visit or terminally ill in which case the "accidental" injury would be fatal.