Story
Spotlight picked up a blue (female) red kangaroo.
Shot but not killed outright
shooter went out to finish the job
Idiots turned the light off (obviously nighttime).
The kangaroo just grabbed the shooter and I’m told she ripped whatever he was wearing to shreds
Idiots thought it was hilarious
Male kangaroos of the red family are red but may have some blue whereas females generally are blue-ish w often some red
Kangaroos can disembowel you rather quickly
To me make reds smell a little like mice
Written how an Australian speaks. I now need a Kiwi to explain it to me, thus in the same accent as the OP, but in a translation my American English mind can process.