Boyd Brooks
AH legend
- Joined
- Mar 9, 2017
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- Whitby, Ontario & Buckeye AZ
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- OFAH, North American Hunt Club
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- Canada, RSA
Somedays I think this would be better than what I have!
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Somedays I think this would be better than what I have!
Well there went my lunch
That will sure as hell kill your appetite.Well there went my lunch
Take the money then tell him later what a wild time he had at the motel.
That might not work in Africa.
That provides treatment for shock.
That would make a dildo go soft
Yep, one of the machine shops I started at we did wonderful things. grease under the door handle , when you put your hand to open the door , you got lubed. A good one was to tie an empty can to a stout piece of string, tie the string to a leaf spring and balance the can on the spring. The first bump and the can started playing a tune.
And yet a Japanese couple sells world class sushi from a gas station on a nondescript crossroad the other side of Ennis, TX...go figure. I'll take sushi over sutures, tho, lolSo, at my core, I am a construction worker. As such often we eat whatever is available at the gas station, that is if you didn’t pack a lunch.
One hot August day in Wisconsin, a coworker and I were sent to troubleshoot and repair an irrigation system for a corn field. As it could be a long while until we had the situation sorted out, we stopped for food.
I was eating one of the “roller grilled hot dog shaped whatever they actually are” sausages from the highway stop gas station.
I got down to that one last bite, you know, the one where it’s either two small ones or one big bite. So… I look at what I am actually going to put in my mouth.
There it was, suture/stitching thread, the kind the veterinarian would use, embedded in my hot dog. My coworker of 27 years, still laughs when we talk about that day.
Just shrink wrap 7UP on the outside--get paid for advertising while covering it up!
All that’s missing is a parking ticket