on a lighter note...

[Boyd Brooks]

Somedays I think this would be better than what I have!

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[jpr9954]

 

[perttime]

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Somedays I think this would be better than what I have!

Perhaps I should show that to my dentist.

 

[randallhebert]

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Well there went my lunch

 

[Newboomer]

Well there went my lunch

That will sure as hell kill your appetite.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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Take the money then tell him later what a wild time he had at the motel.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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That might not work in Africa.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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That provides treatment for shock.

 

[PARA45]

 

[sgt_zim]

Bad Engrishes

 

[Nomadx2]

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

 

[randallhebert]

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That would make a dildo go soft

 

[flying sailor]

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Yep, one of the machine shops I started at we did wonderful things. grease under the door handle , when you put your hand to open the door , you got lubed. A good one was to tie an empty can to a stout piece of string, tie the string to a leaf spring and balance the can on the spring. The first bump and the can started playing a tune.

 

[Alistair]

 

[steve white]

So, at my core, I am a construction worker. As such often we eat whatever is available at the gas station, that is if you didn’t pack a lunch.

One hot August day in Wisconsin, a coworker and I were sent to troubleshoot and repair an irrigation system for a corn field. As it could be a long while until we had the situation sorted out, we stopped for food.

I was eating one of the “roller grilled hot dog shaped whatever they actually are” sausages from the highway stop gas station.

I got down to that one last bite, you know, the one where it’s either two small ones or one big bite. So… I look at what I am actually going to put in my mouth.

There it was, suture/stitching thread, the kind the veterinarian would use, embedded in my hot dog. My coworker of 27 years, still laughs when we talk about that day.

And yet a Japanese couple sells world class sushi from a gas station on a nondescript crossroad the other side of Ennis, TX...go figure. I'll take sushi over sutures, tho, lol

 

[steve white]

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Just shrink wrap 7UP on the outside--get paid for advertising while covering it up!

 

[Sideshow]

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All that’s missing is a parking ticket