on a lighter note...

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A man is on his deathbead in his bedroom gasping and struggling to breathe. His wife comes in, he calls her over and whispers in her ear, "Before I die, I have to confess I slept with your sister". The wife responds "I know about that. Don't worry dear. Just relax and let the poison work".
 
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In heaven...
the engineers are German
the police are British
the government is Swiss
the chefs are Italian
and the lovers are French

In hell...
the police are German
the chefs are British
the lovers are Swiss
the government is Italian
and the engineers are French
 

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