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JOHN GRENZ
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- South Africa, Saskatchewan, Northwest Territories Canda
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
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- Location
- Delaware, USA
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A cowboy rolls in to town looking for a haircut and a shave. Asks around and gets told the best shave in town is at George's barber shop. He enters, waits a bit, gets' called and asks for a shave and a haircut. Says he never has gotten a close shave at any barber shop he's patronized. The barber gives him a wooden ball to put inside his mouth and proceeds to give him his shave. He gets done one side and tells him to swtich the ball to the other side. After the haircut, the cowboy comments and says he never has had a smoother shave. He then asks the barber what happens if someone swallows the ball. The barber replies, "Oh, they just bring it back in a couple days".
Andrew Short
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RobBrown505
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
Same middle name.
Andrew Short
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Andrew Short
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Ridge Runner
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With or without the wife's and/or girlfriend's permission(s)?
Only old single, divorced, or married guys can really make such a statement and get by with it, without any serious repercussions.
Old single or divorce guys have fewer responsibilities, paid there bills, have little money left between pay days, and they still haven't found the perfect woman.
Old married guy just sent the wife to visit her mother.
The young married guys and those in a steady relationship either just lied, non vocally mouthed these words a mile away, well outside her hearing range, from their wife and/or girlfriend, or just invited the wife and/or girlfriend to give them a 30 page "honey do list".
CoElkHunter
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Ha! Ha! So true. I CAN truthfully say that, AFTER I've done whatever my wife had planned for me earlier that day. But, I mumble that to myself what I though was out of her hearing range. Her: "What did you say?" Me: "Nothing". Then I go and do whatever I want. LOL
JOHN GRENZ
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Boyd Brooks
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Boyd Brooks
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Try this with a Ford!
Boyd Brooks
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JOHN GRENZ
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I would not try it with that fiat either!
Nyati
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Nyati
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Nyati
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Nyati
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Sir, I think I have been writing to you about the purchase of the HK 639 rifle under an email "Tt Jake." If this is you, then I am truly interested. I am just trying to verify identify. Tt Jake is asking for a cash transaction. No disrespect intended, Just trying to verify who I am talking to. Thank you. Respectfully. Dan
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Hey my friend, I am returning to SA for a Cape Buffalo hunt in June 26. My outfitter has suggested Highveld but I have read some poor reports. Wondering how satisfied you were with your mounts from them? Thanks in advance.
Remember I will be at the ISE show in Denver Colorado for 8-12 January, and after the show I will be available for meetings anywhere in the USA I will traveling around to meet with old and new clients, let me know and we will set up a meeting!
