on a lighter note...

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A cowboy rolls in to town looking for a haircut and a shave. Asks around and gets told the best shave in town is at George's barber shop. He enters, waits a bit, gets' called and asks for a shave and a haircut. Says he never has gotten a close shave at any barber shop he's patronized. The barber gives him a wooden ball to put inside his mouth and proceeds to give him his shave. He gets done one side and tells him to swtich the ball to the other side. After the haircut, the cowboy comments and says he never has had a smoother shave. He then asks the barber what happens if someone swallows the ball. The barber replies, "Oh, they just bring it back in a couple days".
 
With or without the wife's and/or girlfriend's permission(s)?

Only old single, divorced, or married guys can really make such a statement and get by with it, without any serious repercussions.

Old single or divorce guys have fewer responsibilities, paid there bills, have little money left between pay days, and they still haven't found the perfect woman.

Old married guy just sent the wife to visit her mother.

The young married guys and those in a steady relationship either just lied, non vocally mouthed these words a mile away, well outside her hearing range, from their wife and/or girlfriend, or just invited the wife and/or girlfriend to give them a 30 page "honey do list".
 
Ha! Ha! So true. I CAN truthfully say that, AFTER I've done whatever my wife had planned for me earlier that day. But, I mumble that to myself what I though was out of her hearing range. Her: "What did you say?" Me: "Nothing". Then I go and do whatever I want. LOL
 

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mrpoindexter wrote on Charlm's profile.
Hello. I see you hunted with Sampie recently. If you don't mind me asking, where did you hunt with him? Zim or SA? And was it with a bow? What did you hunt?

I am possibly going to book with him soon.
Currently doing a load development on a .404 Jeffrey... it's always surprising to load .423 caliber bullets into a .404 caliber rifle. But we love it when we get 400 Gr North Fork SS bullets to 2300 FPS, those should hammer down on buffalo. Next up are the Cutting Edge solids and then Raptors... load 200 rounds of ammo for the customer and on to the next gun!
To much to political shit, to little Africa :-)
Spending a few years hunting out west then back to Africa!
 
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