Favourite quotes - Here's mine, Quite a long list. What's yours?

[Beefeater]

More ominous than favourite " I know not with what weapons world war three will be fought but world war four will be fought with sticks and stones" Einstein ( apparently)

 

[F. Vaccaro]

If you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
Will Rodgers.

 

[Velo Dog]

"A Golf course is the willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good Rifle Range." - Col. Jeff Cooper

This one is my favorite so far, by far.

 

[Velo Dog]

“Above average people talk about ideas.
Average people talk about events.
Below average people talk about other people.”
(Elenor Roosevelt).

 

[Velo Dog]

“It’s not the size of the dog in a fight that matters, it’s the size of the fight in the dog that matters.”
(I don’t know who authored that but it’s a good one).

 

[Rob404]

Alcohol does not solve any problems but then again neither does milk
John Wayne

 

[Velo Dog]

“I’m a cowboy and an Indian”.
(Will Rogers”).

 

[Scooter12741]

They’ve done studies you know. 60% of the time it works every time.

Ron Burgundy

 

[Velo Dog]

“First, I’m an Alaskan American then after that, I’m also a Latino”.
(Professional Hockey Player, Scott Gomez).

 

[LivingTheDream]

”Man, I wonder what the poor folks are doing? “

We were at a buddys cabin, sitting around a campfire and my dad said this exact quote.

The guy who owned the cabin goes, "and why would anyone care about that" and did the biggest belly laugh I think I have ever heard.

 

[Velo Dog]

“I spent most of my money on proper rifles and big game hunting, the rest I just wasted”.
(Me).

 

[Velo Dog]

“Perhaps you could bag a buffalo, with a well placed frozen herring. But, what is the point” ?
(Me).

 

[KMG Hunting Safaris]

"Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit."

 

[SaintPanzer]

Now this is the Law of the Jungle -- As old and as true as the sky;
And the Wolf who shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk, the Law runneth forward and back --
For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.

 

[Ontario Hunter]

My least favorite quote: "You may feel some slight discomfort." Snap! [rubber glove goes on].

 

[CZDiesel]

Having served in the military and from a military family a couple from that…

”Imbrace the Suck!!!”

”The only easy day was yesterday!”

And in our family’s fighting spirit…

“Fight on my men,"
I am hurt,but I am not slain;
I'll lay me down and bleed a-while,
And then I'll rise and fight again".”​

― Thomas Moore

And growing up in the west and in the immortal words of Toby Kieth…

”Whiskey for my men, Beer for the Horses!”

 

[Velo Dog]

My wife’s favorite quote:

“All men are fools and I married their king”.
(Author unknown).

 

[Bushwhacker]

Here are a couple of mine;
"It is all fun until it sucks!" Joey Lagano after the crash Daytona 500
"C'mon Mav, do some of that pilot shit" Goose to Maverick, Top Gun
"You always have time to do it right the second time." My late father
"Just ride the recoil, ride the recoil!" My late father teaching me to shoot a .30-06 when I was 12 years old

 

[AustinH48]

#1 God hates a coward
#2 Sacrifice today for the betterment of tomorrow

 

[steve white]

"I'm planting trees that others will sit under"
"Little feet will follow in your footsteps"
"Hold my hand, Daddy, so I won't get lost"