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This pretty much sums up society for me and its political ramifications. It’s why I detest plastic guns and their aficionados as it has so many underpinnings that are both irrational and contemptible. Some of the straw man arguments:
1.) I don’t want to scratch up a good gun. (As they buy a plastic gun that costs more)
2.) I can’t afford a hand finished gun. (As they spend a fortune on disposable items, have no ability to save, and cannot manage impulse control in their daily spending)
3.) The new technology is better. (As they buy the cheapest possible mass produced designs and then festoon it with hundreds of dollars in nonsense accessories)
4.) I want something for the end of the world as we know it. (While they are dying of COPD and imagine defending themselves in an environment where they cannot provide power/food/safety on their own land but they own a tactical armada believing that gun is all their gonna need to be king of the dystopia)
5.) Hand made things are old-timey and only boomers and X-ers care about anything of any long-term worth. (as they squander their life leasing and renting everything possible, then buying disposable items in the remainder)
6.) By buying cheaper guns I have more money left over for hunting. (As they book cull hunts, helicopter hunts, and any other hunt that focuses on mass slaughter with no aesthetic or challenge as a focus)
7.) The plastic guns are all I need to get my own food. (As they process and throw away countless game a year because they can’t cook or won’t eat anything not sold at burger world)
8.) My gunsmith says they are better. (As they talk to a kid that makes guns from parts in the mail with zero hours training, completely dismissing the masters of their craft that spent a lifetime building things of beauty and function)
9.) I only buy plastic guns because wood guns are uppity and upper class. (While they buck social hierarchies in all areas of their life and never attain any form of meaningful work, nor attract a woman of any social status)
10.) I can upgrade my plastic guns anytime I want whereas the wood ones do not assemble like legos. (While trying to do the same thing to disastrous results in all areas of their life such as upgrading their Jeep until it no longer runs, their glock until it no longer fires reliably, and their country until every agency is a socialist mess that is too big to fail)
11.) Fancy guns take too long to locate and research whereas my FN SCAR and HK556 is available at the local gunshop. (While they fund such impulses by selling off grandma’s holocaust ring and pawning the ancestral silverware at the cash-into-gold place in the stripmall impulsively)
Some of the many attributes of the plastic gun movement for your political amusement this morning.