@Mark Hunter
How bout
A good dog
A good gun
And a custom built woman.
Good one! But impossible.
My reasoning is always, whatever can be bought for money, is cheap. Wheather we have the money or not.
Another matter, is can we afford it or not.
But, when it has a price tag, is cheap.
Besides, even the price can be negotiatied sometimes...
And this reminds me of a joke..
A man asks a woman, would she sleep with him for 1 million dollars.
She thinks for a moment, and says, possibly it can be arranged.
Then he asks - would she sleep with him for 10$?
Who do you think I am, she replies!
He says, we have established that, now we are negotiating the price!