Free Hunt for One Hunter & One Observer from Lianga Safaris for 2016

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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.

 

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Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.

 

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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

[HunterMarkus]

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.

 

[HunterMarkus]

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

 

[HunterMarkus]

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

 

[HunterMarkus]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

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Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

 

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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

 

[HunterMarkus]

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

 

[HunterMarkus]

There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.