You might be an African Safari hunter if……

[Newboomer]

I feel you brother..

When you stroke your pedestal mounted buf's, eland's or others face as you walk by.
You sit and stare at your mounts and relive every detail of the hunt.
Your mouth waters at the thought of grilled wildebeest steak and sausage.

 

[jimbo1972]

Or trying to figure out how to get Simba Sea salt and vinegar potato chips in the United States!
Or buying another rifle for Cape Buffalo hunting when you already own six of them!

You can buy them on Amazon. Not cheap but available https://a.co/d/bEji66r

 

[Nyati]

Or when you are in line at the Joberg airport and someone points to your tuffpack gun case and asks how the golf is……..

I actually had a gentleman point to my rifle case in JHB and politely ask what I was carrying there, told him I was a musician and had just done a concert in town

 

[Saul]

You make tough decisions by asking yourself “What would Stewart Granger do?”

 

[bakerb]

If you smell woodsmoke and for just an instant have that "being in Africa" feeling. . . .