You might be an African Safari hunter if……

[Field28]

Thinking about Kudu every day!!!!

 

[Edster]

When you have more pictures of trophy animals on your cellphone than you have pictures of the grandkids

Nope the grandson is in the pictures too!!!

 

[VertigoBE]

When your spouse gets angry for buying the cheap 20USD shirts for work instead of something nicer, just because you need another safari more than a perfect fitted shirt.

 

[mark-hunter]

You might be an African Safari hunter if……

1. If you go hunting to Africa
2. Save money to go to Africa
3. Follow this forum to collect more information about hunting in Africa
4. Dream about Africa
5. Have full home of African trophies
6. keep following deals and offers for various African hunts, here and elsewhere
7. Read about Africa, when not going to Africa
8. Have African book library
9. Have rifle 375 H&H or bigger
10. Watch movies "Mogambo", "Dactari", "Tarzan", "King Solomon Mines", "Out of Africa", "The ghost and the darkness".
11. Know everything about Robert Ruark, Capstick, Hemingway, Taylor, Bell, etc
12. Love classic guns
14. Enjoy African sunset
15. Stay in the back seat of open top 4WD during long drives to hunting grounds
16. Love braai made in the firepit in the camp
17. Enjoy small talk with your PH
18. take a friend to his first safari trip
19. Have zebra skin rifle bag
20. Dream about big 5
21. Have ebony souvenirs at home
22. Long for bongo or Nyala in the rainforests or mountains
24. Not missing wapp, viber, facebook, smartphone, iphone when you are in Africa
25. Know the meaning of black death, grey ghost of the bush, who looks at you like you own him the money, and where to bring enough gun.
26. You realize that your tracker is a miracle man
27. Repeat all from step one

 

[cmk]

You might be an African Safari hunter if……

1. If you go hunting to Africa
2. Save money to go to Africa
3. Follow this forum to collect more information about hunting in Africa
4. Dream about Africa
5. Have full home of African trophies
6. keep following deals and offers for various African hunts, here and elsewhere
7. Read about Africa, when not going to Africa
8. Have African book library
9. Have rifle 375 H&H or bigger
10. Watch movies "Mogambo", "Dactari", "Tarzan", "King Solomon Mines", "Out of Africa", "The ghost and the darkness".
11. Know everything about Robert Ruark, Capstick, Hemingway, Taylor, Bell, etc
12. Love classic guns
14. Enjoy African sunset
15. Stay in the back seat of open top 4WD during long drives to hunting grounds
16. Love braai made in the firepit in the camp
17. Enjoy small talk with your PH
18. take a friend to his first safari trip
19. Have zebra skin rifle bag
20. Dream about big 5
21. Have ebony souvenirs at home
22. Long for bongo or Nyala in the rainforests or mountains
24. Not missing wapp, viber, facebook, smartphone, iphone when you are in Africa
25. Know the meaning of black death, grey ghost of the bush, who looks at you like you own him the money, and where to bring enough gun.
26. You realize that your tracker is a miracle man
27. Repeat all from step one

24/27. Almost there..

 

[buck wild]

You move out your dining room table to make room for more mounts

 

[AimSmall]

Your hunting schedule requires "new bookings" to be 2+ years out.

 

[AimSmall]

Facebook friends include PHs and trackers.

 

[Ridge Runner]

Facebook friends include PHs and trackers.

And outfitters.

You might be an African Safaris hunter if your outfitters are the first nine numbers of your speed dial.

 

[Kevin Peacocke]

If you open any double rifle posts before going to politics on AH.

 

[deewayne2003]

If you open any double rifle posts before going to politics on AH.

GOOD ANSWER!

 

[Ontario Hunter]

Your bathroom towel rack is a wildebeest skull. Prerequisite: Find a cheap divorce lawyer.

 

[Green Chile]

Your hunting schedule requires "new bookings" to be 2+ years out.

Wow, that hits me right in the nuts. Guilty.

 

[Wade J VanGinkel]

People frequently ask me when I'm going to retire and I have to explain that retirement income won't pay for my hunting trips

 

[Ridge Runner]

Wow, that hits me right in the nuts. Guilty.

....as of right now, I qualify for, and/or guilty of half of these responses.

 

[steve white]

If you are on AH so often that your wife thinks you are having an affair.

In her defense, you do get on it as soon as you wake up and just before you go to bed....

 

[DieJager]

If your children are watching national geographic and ask when the animals will be shot (because daddy watched too many hunting videos)

 

[PARA45]

If you take advice from all the AH enablers and buy another safari rifle.

 

[PARA45]

If you look at posts like this one and end up buying some Skullies.

 

[DieJager]

When your spouse gets angry for buying the cheap 20USD shirts for work instead of something nicer, just because you need another safari more than a perfect fitted shirt.

I feel you brother..