You might be an African Safari hunter if……

[Osama Mahdi]

When there is a Leopard head in your car key, a small buffalo head and a book about the matter in your work office.

 

[VertigoBE]

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Those are the Skullies?

 

[Grandpa Moose]

When you are almost out of wall space for your Euros and your trying to figure where more can fit

 

[VertigoBE]

You might be an African safari hunter if…
When you do dry fire practice at home while watching TIA

 

[Doug3006]

When you have your taxidermists phone number saved in your smartphone but have to call your wife to get your dentist’s number.

 

[Osama Mahdi]

Those are the Skullies?

Yes they are.

 

[steve white]

When you are hiding money from your wife so you can have a safari company call and tell her you "won" a safari...

 

[sureshot375]

If you measure expenses in animals…

No babe, we can’t get that couch. It costs two and a half kudus.

 

[K-man]

If you have a separate bank account/slush fund for hunting trips and taxidermy.

 

[Grandpa Moose]

When you have more pictures of trophy animals on your cellphone than you have pictures of the grandkids

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

When you are hiding money from your wife so you can have a safari company call and tell her you "won" a safari...

You get props for a double with that. That is Dangerous Game without question.

 

[Aaron N]

Your sons are named Jeffrey and Gibbs

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

Your sons are named Jeffrey and Gibbs

If you had twins you could've gone with Holland and Holland, what fun that would've been.

 

[Mekaniks]

If people routinely ask you “why do you still drive that old pickup” while you are building a trophy room addition to your house…..

 

[Mountaineer]

When you walk into a convenient store hungry and refuse to buy a candy bar because it cost more than a Cutting Edge bullet for your 458.

 

[Mekaniks]

When you choke while taking a sip of beer during your local NRA banquet because a guy at your table starts loudly proclaiming the benefits of Hornady Whitetail bullets…..

 

[Andrew62]

When you find yourself fondling your safari rifle more than your girlfriend!! lmao