Kevin Peacocke
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The only country that could do that for me would be Marilyn Monroe. Timeless beauty?I do not wear any watch at all when I am out, and I have a foolproof method for telling the time.
What I do is take my trousers down, and then lie on my back, close my eyes, and think of England. Dulce et decorum est pro patria somniare. That usually does the trick, and in short order I have my own sundial.
I was demonstrating this method the last time that I was in the Limpopo. My PH was impressed, but confessed that he was a bit too fat to do it himself, and that his own protuberance (fun fact: it is technically known as the 'gnomon') would be lost in the flab. The tracker was most impressed by the method but confessed that his own member was insufficient compared to mine.
Obviously you should check that you are not lying on an ants' nest when you do this.
Anyway, as I say, this is an easy way of telling the time and bound to impress the locals. I recommend it to all the (male) contributors to this forum.