We don't can hunt lions

Well all the animals heard about billc and the pink shirt! Then there was this big bull giraffe that took a shine to bill and..............

I bet if billc and a really tall big bull giraffe hooked up that the kids would end up about 5'7....
 
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How about a Large Bluey
 
OK, my poor little brain's going wild with all the potential offered here.

My first thought was these critters need more fiber in their diet. A LOT more.

Next, clearly this ain't the Jenny Craig Ranch for animals.
 
Wow a guy does not read a thread for a few hours and all that happens.

To protect Pieter I can not tell the whole real story and how I saved his life that day from a killer giraffe. I think the better story is how after getting some more ammo I ran at the giraffe with no fear for my life to save Pieter who was in shock on how good my shooting was but the giraffe would not die even after 3 well placed shoots. Pieter with his new pink shirt thought he was superman now with that new shirt and it was my job to save him since I gave him the shirt.

Royal you trying to say I am short or something with the 5'7" comment. lol :whistle:

As for lee my hunting friend and all the rest of you.:S Rant::E Lol:I was laughing pretty hard after I read all those post. It is a funny video and was a fun part of my hunt that year and made for great laughs even if they are laughs at me.
 
Crack me up. You guys are hunting at the safari equivalent of "fat kid summer camp".
Kind of hard to miss one of them "trophies" even on what would be a "running" shot! Now for the Pink Shirt Safari, that color won't pass for camo even in a Flower Shop.
 
@Clayton , "would be running" a slow walk at the fastest...
 
More like a slooooow walk. About like I move.
 
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Bill, you gotta be feeling the love about now!

From the guys, that is. Not from the Giraffe! What happens in Africa stays in Africa.
 
ROFLMAO Rob that's just too much.
 
Kinda gives Having a Pair New Meaning
 

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