"taking his lighter and singing the fingertips of the guy in front of him". NOW THAT'S entertainment for a long flight! Ah, the good 'ol days. LOL
It was the flight from Hell I tell you!
In 2007 on our way to Namibia with my daughter, brother and his wife we got hosed just about every which way from Sunday.
First our flight out of Seattle got delayed, then cancelled for an O ring! My brother, not one to suffer fools gladly started making a scene, wanted his money back, loudly questioning the ancestry of the airport personnel etc. wasnt helping anything at all. Finally got him calmed down, got our agent on the horn with the airline gal and they got another flight lined up, hours later of course.
So we arrived in DC late, missed our connection, had to lay overnight in DC, fun....?
Next day on our new SAA flight it was full of stupid ass school kids on some stupid ass senior trip or other, all of them playing musical instruments and running around like headless chickens, just generally acting like little children often do, being a PITA! It was total bedlam! Pandemonium!
Then some stupid broad was running around looking for a new seat because she didnt liker hers, full flight mind you!
Trying to get the damn bird off the ground, the head flight attendant got on the PA and yelled at this POS goofy broad to sit her stupid butt down now!!!!!!
We left DC.... late...
Arrived in Jo.... late. Had an airline gal literally run us thru the airport to catch the soon to depart flight for Windhoek, running the whole way. Got there.... just in time to see the bus for the tarmac pull away from its stall. Gal says oh, so sorry. Once it has pulled away, it cannot come back... so we watched it go on its merry way without us.. are we having fun yet? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now we have missed our flight, again.
We have no arrangements made for our guns to lay over there. Fortunately a very nice lady took our cases and put them in bond overnight for the flight out to Windhoek and then we had to book new flights.
Only room available was a two bed affair in a hotel and there is 4 of us. It was miserable. My brother was being a bigger PITA than before and was trying to run the show even though he had never been there before.
Finally got out of JO next day for Namibia for a hunt with Eden. We have now lost a full day of our 10 day hunt, and most of our luggage was not there for pickup. Options are wait and see and leave next day for camp (getting late) or leave and hope our stuff is found and sent out to us. We left.
Our rifles had showed, but not our bags, though the next day someone drove our bags out to Eden for us. Now we could at least change clothes and go hunting!
See why I hate flying?