I also have a funny story about ridiculous security. Last summer after my Zambia Safari, my wife, daughters, and mother in law flew into Joburg where my father in law and I met them before a family safari to Greater Kruger. The next morning, we check our bags and proceed to security for our flight to Skukuza. I didn’t even really take note that my youngest daughter had her favorite stuffed snake around her neck. As we go through security, the security agent tells my daughter the stuffed snake can’t come through security, and it needs to be thrown away or checked. There was no way in hell we were going to throw away her favorite stuffed toy (she loves snakes), so I asked to talk to the security agents supervisor. As an airline pilot in the US, I “know my s#it,” and realized how ridiculous this was. I saw the supervisor answer the radio and walk from behind security in our direction. As the supervisor walked through the metal detector, she saw my daughter and the snake, screamed, and ran back into security. At that exact moment I realized that I indeed did not know my s#it, and there was no way this menacing stuffed snake was going to make it through security. I pleaded with the original security agent one more time and was told my daughter could threaten people with that stuffed snake. So, the snake got stuffed in my would be carry on, taken back to the check in counter, and was checked as luggage in the bottom of the plane. Once through security I was still frustrated about how ridiculous it was, so I was going to prove a point, buy a snake from a gift shop, and take it back and show the security agent how ridiculous they were being. Guess what? You can buy a stuffed rhino, tiger, buffalo, elephant, and probably a life sized fricked Godzilla. You CAN NOT buy a snake! . The snake was checked on all subsequent flights.
The Perp and her killer snake.
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