I'm not sure I can top the ostrich story, but the insomnia isn't going away . . . . so the adventures continue!
Days 9 and 10
Traditional buffalo hunting – at least as I know it – means you get up early and get to the water holes to see if you can find fresh tracks of buffalo that had drunk during the night. That was our plan as we set out on day 9. But the plan hadn’t taken the weather into account. Every water hole we went to was completely frozen over – no buffalo could have drunk during the night. And they seemed to be aware of that, since there were no tracks to be found.
When we did ultimately find some tracks by a frozen water hole, we followed them for some hours, only to find that the herd – 8 or so – had gone full circle and been to the water hole later in the morning. In fact, we saw their tracks over our own tracks!
We had lunch in the field, and started looking for any signs of buffalo we could find. We did find a small herd in the early afternoon, but they busted us and were off at full speed. We could have tried to follow them, but there didn’t seem to be any big ones in the herd, so we let them go.
By late afternoon, we came upon four or five buffalo heading up a hill across a valley. I thought I could make a shot, but John thought we could do better, and in any event, it was late enough that if I wounded one, we’d have a difficult job following up. I wanted him to put the sticks up so that I could have a closer look (left my binos in the truck), but John knows me too well. He said if you get one of them in your sights you won’t be able to hold back, so best you take my advice. No sticks!
The next morning we were at it again, checking water holes, and this time sending our tracker ahead on foot to cover more ground. John knew that yesterday was the first day I hadn’t put anything in the salt since we started the hunt, and I was getting itchy. I know he knew because I told him.
At about 10 am, after a few hours of walking, following some tracks that seemed to be going nowhere, we met up with out tracker who said that that he thought that the few we had been following had joined up with more. So we continued to follow these tracks, though by this time my mind was, I’ll admit, wandering just a bit. At one point John called a halt and said he just wanted to have a look around. He got up on a rock and began scanning with his binos. All of a sudden I heard him whisper ‘shit’ and he ducked down as if he’d been hit. “They’re right over there” he said, and though where “there” was, was a mystery to me, I understood the most important fact, which was that the buffalo were close.
John had us crawl about 20 yards to the left, and hide behind some large boulders. He told me to wait there as he went a few yards up a little rise, and slowly got up with his binos. Within a few minutes he motioned Dean over, who also slowly got up with his binos. At this point I’m getting a bit frustrated – I haven’t even seen these buffalo, and everyone else seems to know what’s going on!
After about 10 minutes of this – it’s now about 10.30 – both John and Dean come back. They tell me that there’s a herd of about 10 buffalo, 60 or so meters in front of us, down and in a bit of a bowl. There’s at least one buffalo which looks pretty good – they estimate about 37 inches, he isn’t exactly the shape I told them I was looking for, but he’s pretty good, and they want me to take a look. The buffalo seemed to have bedded down, so John thought there was no particular urgency.
We slowly moved upwards to where John and Dean had been standing. The vantage point was perfect – there were large boulders shielding us from sight when we were sitting or crawling, and even when fully standing, the buffalo would have to look up to see us. I slowly took in the picture, holding as still as I could. John whispered that the one we were interested in was about 80 meters directly in from of us, lying down facing away. It took me a moment to actually see him – most of his body was covered by grass, and it wasn’t until he moved his head that I properly saw him. I’m not really a judge of buffalo horns, but he looked pretty good to me, so I said yup, let’s go for it.
That was at about 10.40 am. And then the waiting began. We had set up the sticks, and my rifle was right next to them. I was ready to get up at a moment’s notice if the herd began to move. In fact, from where I was sitting, I could just see his horns through a gap in the boulders if he moved his head the right way. But these buffalo were comfortable and had no intention of going anywhere any time soon.
We had conversations from time to time about shooting him lying down, but we knew that wasn’t a realistic possibility. Even if we could have seen his whole body, it would have been a low percentage shot. Since we couldn’t even see his body the shot was out of the question. We also discussed breaking a branch, or whistling, or making some other noise to try to get him to stand up. Both Dean and John felt that it could work, but both also thought that there was a better chance the buffalo would just move so fast that I wouldn’t get a shot, or a decent shot. We kept coming back to patience being the best plan. And so we told bad jokes, and even some dirty jokes, to pass the time. The lack of laughter could have been a concession to the presence of the buffalo, or just a commentary on the jokes. Hard to tell.
By about 1 pm John decided to send our tracker back to the truck to get lunch. He was back within 20 minutes, and everyone except Mr. Nerves (that would be me) ate and drank heartily. I wouldn’t even drink – I was too scared if I had to go to the bathroom, the buffalo would move off.
By about 2 pm, John thought we might get a shot from a different location, so we moved the gang about 40 yards down and to the left. When we got there, we found that the shot was actually worse than where we’d been, so back up we went! I couldn’t believe this – at some point they’d hear us or see us and we’d lose them! I’d have torn my hair out, except I’m glad I have some at my age and don’t want to give it up.
So back to where we started, with the sticks up, and some hope that this endless waiting would have to end soon. And, of course, it did.
By about 3, some of the buffalo began to stand. As luck would have it, Hannes was relieving himself in the bushes behind us, but we whispered that they were moving and he came – I wouldn’t say running, because it’s hard to do that with your pants around your ankles, so waddling will have to do. As my buffalo got up, John urged me to take a second – no rush he said, take your time, get a good sight picture and squeeze off. All of the hours of waiting were forgotten in an instant and I did just as he said.
When the shot finally rang out, the buffalo did something I’d never seen before – he dropped to the ground, on the spot, much as a brain shot elephant drops. I knew I hadn’t hit him in the head – had I? I quickly reloaded and kept looking through the scope, though I couldn’t see him as he’d fallen into the tall grass he’d been sleeping in. The other buffalo were milling around, not really knowing what to do. John insisted on complete quiet – no point in riling these guys up more than absolutely necessary. Finally, after about 5 minutes, they began to wander off, and guns in hand, loaded with safeties on, we began to walk towards the downed buffalo. As we got closer the reason for the reaction to the shot became apparent – I’d shot too far forward, and instead of just at the point of the shoulder, I hit him in the neck, and broke his spine. He wasn’t dead, but he also wasn’t going anywhere. A quick shot to the heart put him out of his misery, and I finally let out the breath I’d been holding for 5 hours!
As it turned out, he was a brute, and both my PH’s had seriously underestimated the size of his horns. John had been at about 37 inches, and Dean a bit smaller, and while PH’s – at least good ones – like to estimate low, this guy came in just under 43 inches. I was thrilled, and completely exhausted.
We had a slow drive back to the camp, feeling pretty satisfied with ourselves. At one point, John said he’d spotted another cull impala and that I had to shoot it. Oh well, work’s never done. We hopped out, climbed a small hill, and took a one-horned impala. I wish I had a picture of the bullet, because on the off side, it was sticking out of the impala, backwards! I was using Barnes VOR-TX for the .300, and the bullet must have tumbled, and started to go out the off side when the petals got caught on the skin. I’ve had bullets against the skin on the off side before, but never coming out, and never backwards.
So now it really was time to call it a day, and an amazing day at that. And so we did.