President Obama

[Buff-Buster]

President Obama walked into the bank to cash a check. As he
approached the cashier he said, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Would you please show me your ID?"

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA!!!!"
Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the Dodd-Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing your ID.

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."\

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama: "I order you to cash this check!"

Cashier: "Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.
Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his
tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball
landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"

Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, I can't think of a single thing. I don't have a clue what to do.
Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?

 

[BnC 04]

Hahaha If that dosen't discribe him nothing does.

 

[jeffpg]

This would be hilarious if it wasn't so true...

 

[lcq]

O one
B big
A ass
M mistake
A America

 

[tarbe]

All of the above!

 

[Rob404]

Heres proof

 

[sestoppelman]

It is true, but the joke is still funny. Imagine we (some voters) were dumb enough to elect this ass-clown twice!!

 

[Rob404]

People living off the system want idiots like this,,,watch out hillery is coming and if you think they were stupid enough to elect Obummer twice you ain't seen nothing yet

 

[lcq]

Looks like Canadians aren't any smarter. We are poised to elect little Justin Turdeau who idolizes his uncle Fidel. What ever happened to our ounce proud countries?

 

[Wildside Outdoors]

It says it all in my signature.....

 

[CAustin]

He is worse than Jimmy Carter ever had time to be. This is him all the way.

 

[sestoppelman]

Well Hillary is of course the next biggest danger to our country. Depending on who she picks for her veep, I think she may be unbeatable. Unfortunately. And if elected once, she will like Odumbo be elected twice and her veep, will go on for another 8 years. This is my worst case scenario. I may be in the grave before we get this country back on course, if that's even possible. I fear for my kids future.

 

[enysse]

Yep, Hillary is the next GREATEST THREAT!

 

[tarbe]

Yep, Hillary is the next GREATEST THREAT!

Maybe so, but at this point, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

 

[enysse]

I guess we still as citizens have a right to present a different and better candidate.

 

[RickB]

Yes we can pick someone better to throw up there, but people are way to stupid to realize it. We are already paying $1000+ per day, per kid for these kids-I mean new democrats invading. our country. On top of that, he just want a few billion ($1,000,000,000 just to see how many zeros there are in a billion) to hire more judges (so they will side the way he wants them to) and lawyers (no comment needed there). It makes my head hurt!! I have to stop!!

 

[Rob404]

Tough to see our once great country flushed down the Toilet by liberal Politicians . We better wake up

 

[sestoppelman]

One encouraging sign. In a poll the other day Hillary stomped the other Demtard potential candidates, but was dead even with or just slightly above the Repub candidates. I can imagine worse than Hillary actually. How about this utter socialist loon Elizabeth Warren?!?!? She's the one who started this "you didn't build that" line that the Bamster picked up on, and looked totally foolish with. She would be worse than Hillary and she will run. If I had to choose between the two it would be Hillary. Fortunately that is not a choice I will have to make. I would vote for any Repub before either of those two!

 

[gizmo]

OMG thats hilarious. My sides hurt from laughing. Unfortunately it absolutly true.

 

[Rob404]

Did you guys ever see the Richard Pryor Skit where he plays the First Black American President,,find it on U -tube it's outstanding