on a lighter note...

[Ryan]

It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey! (Canadian eh)

Colder than a well diggers ass in Alaska

 

[Mo-hntr]

Cold as a witches t*t in a brass bra

 

[jacques smith]

Nervous as a whore in church
Shivering like a dog crapping razor blades
Dumb as a sack full of hammer handles
Pretty as a 3 week old filly
Cheers to all

 

[jacques smith]

Squeal like a pig caught under a gate
Hard as a hookers heart
Whine like a broke dick dog
Guess I had a bad up bringing

 

[Mo-hntr]

Busier than a 3 legged dog covering a turd on a frozen pond

 

[Shawn.54]

Looks like a basket full of A holes with all the pretty ones picked out.
Looks like they got hit in the face with a fist full of chisels and they all stuck.

 

[mdwest]

Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down...

Hotter than a freshly f'd fox in a forest fire..

 

[Newboomer]

Don't amount to a pisshole in the snow.
Skin a turd for a nickel and ruin a dime knife doing it.
Don't amount to a fart in a skillet.
Balliky bare ass.
Tinkerfrig.
F**&ed up to a fair thee well.

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

Inappropriate Wedding Songs

 

[Sand Rat]

Went over like a fart in church
Hornier than a two pecker billy goat
Ran like a spotted ass ape

 

[spike.t]

Fk me there are some interesting ones ...and some more local I presume...and some bit more international...

And that's not an old saying g...just commenting on the excellent pc posts ...

 

[Hogpatrol]

Wouldn't make a pimple on a good (pick a trade or profession)'s ass.

 

[Bushpig4Ever]

 

[Mort Hill]

All time favorite sayings, used quite often by me to the point of overuse:

How you hanging? Like a hair in a biscuit.

Hotter than a four balled Tomcat on a tin roof.

Slicker than snot on a door knob.

If it ain’t spiders, it’s piss ants.

 

[K-man]

 

[Wheels]

 

[Holly Brewer]

 

[Rob404]

Happier than a sissy in Boystown

Dumb as Soup

 

[Pheroze]

South end of a north bound horse (a reference to a particular governor from Louisiana I believe)

 

[Chukar]

Sweating like a one-legged man in an a$$ kicking contest.