WORDS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. I’m not interested in fighting you.
6. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and would hate to look like a real Fool!
7. Oh no, I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
8. No, you are too young and beautiful to sit on my face.
9. A blow job, no thanks I already have a job.
I worked at a facility with thousands of employees. If you didn't have thick skin when you were hired, you quickly acquired it.
Along that line, most of my co-workers had nicknames (mine was DeeDee, my initials). One that was particularly amusing was given to a guy who had lost his ear in a DUI accident. He wore a prosthetic ear complete with earring. We called him Mr. Potato Head, or Tater for short.
For the beer drinkers, maybe, an old one.
The CEOs of the large beer companies attending a conference on the industry were having lunch. The Budweiser man ordered a Bud. The Miller guy ordered a Miller's. The Guiness guy ordered a root beer. They questioned him why he wasn't having a beer. His reply was "If no one else is having one, I won't either".
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Here we are, the last day of the show in Denver, it's been a good show but expecting a quiet day today. I will be back for-sure to do this show next year and maybe also do the one in Sacramento California.
On Monday I will be hitting the road driving from Denver and eventually make it down to Atlanta for the flight home.
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