on a lighter note...

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The look on his face says he lied. She saw he had large condoms then found out they didn't fit his small wanger.
You sound like a man of experience. ;)
 
You sound like a man of experience. ;)
:unsure:....I'll play nice nice in discibing a fateful typical night in the military so I don't get ran off the forum for obscenity.:ROFLMAO:

There is a funny story behind my comment. My experience; I was just there when the situation occurred....I can neither confirm nor deny that... uhmm....the conversation was.....rather exploited.

One of the guys in our team screwed up his finger or thumb and had to see a doctor. The doc gave him some neoprene coverings resembling condoms only much thicker and smaller to protect the bandaging from getting wet.

Since it was, although not a common practice, to use condoms to prevent rain from going down our rifle barrels. The condoms being of thinner material, bigger in diameter and longer.

Add women and a "few" alcoholic drinks and yeap it was bound to be a short raunchous topic of hilarious flirtatious conversation.
 

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