on a lighter note...

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An American is in an Olympic wrestling match with the top rated world champion Russian. The American's coach repeats his instructions to not let the Russian get him into his infamous "Pretzel Hold". If he does that, the match is over. The wrestlers enter the ring and in a wink of an eye, the American is all twisted up and almost flat on his back. The coach throws up his hands and figures game over. Just then the crowd roars, the coach turns around and sees the Russian is on his back and the match is over. The triumphant American comes back to the bench and the coach asks him how in the hell did he get out of the pretzel hold. No one's ever done it before. The American replies, "When I was all twisted up, all I could see was a nut sack hanging down in my face and let me just say this, you don't know your strength until you chomp down on your own balls.
 

As my mom used to say, when you break your leg don't come running to me.

I smart mouthed off to her one time after she said that and asked her how could I come running back to her with a broken leg. I I remember correctly I woke up a couple of days later.
 
As my mom used to say, when you break your leg don't come running to me.

I smart mouthed off to her one time after she said that and asked her how could I come running back to her with a broken leg. I I remember correctly I woke up a couple of days later.
My favorite was "Don't come crying to me or I'll give you something to REALLY cry about". And just the way they said it, I knew...better not come home crying.
 
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We have a few cancelation dates open for June and July if anyone is interested in a short notice hunt, we can add in a few hunting days for free to sweeten the deal!

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possibly 18-25 July
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