on a lighter note...

[Ontario Hunter]

Walked into a truck stop a few months ago and there were long lines for the available thrones except for one of them. I went into it and saw that the paper hanger had been torn off of the wall. It didn't bother me since I was on a long trip and just happened to have a small supply of paper with me in a zip lock bag. I did my business and cleaned up. As I exited a gentleman laughed at me and asked me how my shorts were I just smiled and handed him what was left of my supply, he happy took it.

I often wonder what the next gent did when they saw the predicament that they were about to get into when they sat down.

Two years ago driving back from annual hunt in Montana I had to hit the john at a truckstop. Finished up my business to find the stall had one of the old style TP dispensers with little square sheets in a stack pulled out from the bottom of a locked metal box one at a time like kleenex. Arrgh! Looking closer it appeared some frustrated soul had shot it with a heavy caliber handgun, probably .38 caliber. Wish I'd taken a photo.

 

[jpr9954]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[sgt_zim]

I'm in the hospital while they figure out what to do about my bleeding ulcer. The staff didn't put anything on my chart for "Care Plan" so I filled in the blanks. Hope it works. I'm damn tired of lime jello, apple juice, and saltless broth (boy, that shit is awful).
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This morning someone from dietician dept came around asking for feedback on the chow. "Lady, you need an armed guard for your job!"

Something like 99% of all gastric/duodenal ulcers are caused by the bacterium Helicobacter pylori. Assuming that's the case, 10 days on Flagyl and tetracycline will put you on the road to mending. Plus a little Pepto for the discomfort.

 

[Ontario Hunter]

Something like 99% of all gastric/duodenal ulcers are caused by the bacterium Helicobacter pylori. Assuming that's the case, 10 days on Flagyl and tetracycline will put you on the road to mending. Plus a little Pepto for the discomfort.

They tested for bacteria. Negative. Unfortunately. Sigh! Pepto won't touch it. Or Dexilant. Or Sufracate. Or both in double dose. Ate my first firm food in four days tonight and I'm right back where I started. Gonna be a long night.

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[SaintPanzer]

Something like 99% of all gastric/duodenal ulcers are caused by the bacterium Helicobacter pylori. Assuming that's the case, 10 days on Flagyl and tetracycline will put you on the road to mending. Plus a little Pepto for the discomfort.

Finally I get to be in the 1%!

 

[HWL]

HWL

 

[Certus]

On Wood to slow termites here....

On trees to attract pigs here.

 

[spike.t]

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Mmm....my brain was wired like that way before it probably should have been .....

 

[Certus]

Finally I get to be in the 1%!

My favourite post of the thread so far, ha!

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Field28]