I’m literally ordering a framed copy of this for my workshop. Every young man needs to know and adhere to the “Swanson Pyramid of Greatness”:![]()
I had made about 4 briskets that were mediocre in a row, whereas my standard of excellence upon myself is to make Gordon Ramsey seem like a short order cook. Well, I spent about $200 on an overpriced 25lb packer brisket that was being treated better than my elderly parents for the prior 2 days. I opened the grill to find a shriveled “puck” where the brisket formerly was. I lost my friggin mind. I picked up the largest landscape boulder I could find, probably about 120lbs, and I threw it at and through my fence.
So yeah, Rage is acceptable once in a great while. I used my 20 year supply on that brisket.
Like the elephant on the car! Can just see the conversation with the car hire place….”So how did you crack the windscreen”? “Well this huge cock and balls landed on it…..no really”!Africa...
