"I used to work as a sales manager. The whole point of the profession is in this anecdote.
"Two new Russians meet, one tells the story: "Can you imagine, for just 10 grand I bought myself an elephant. I am very satisfied. The elephant guards the site, and drives the children, I go to the store on it, everyone turns around, He can use his trunk to drive my car. Super elephant!" The second one says: "And sell me your elephant for 20 grand." The first one thought about it and agreed.
They meet again two weeks later. The one who bought the elephant from a friend says: "Buddy, take your elephant back, at least for a few bucks. He broke my whole house, he fucked up the garden, the kids shied away from him, the mother-in-law is hysterical, you can't afford to feed him!
"Uh, my friend, the first new Russian answers him, you won't sell an elephant with THIS MOOD!"