Lunch at Taco Bell = no time for TP assessments when nature calls. Most of us store it in the bathroom so not a problem waddling around with pants down to retrieve a new roll. Possibly this lad's delivery came from a second bathroom. If my dad hollered for a roll of toilet paper, I'd better respond. Visiting at someone's house and they holler for toilet paper? Yeah, I'd probably turn up the volume on TV.
I remember that, wonder if they're still using the silverware or sold it?
I think they got caught and had to return what they stole.
Is "404 Jeffery" a valid answer?
Teach it to lay down with its trunk outstretched and charge $50 for a hero picture?
Ride it over the Alps to attack Rome.
During an interview for a museum position, a board member asked me, "If you could be any aimal, what would you choose?" Freaking airhead. Can't remember what I answered. Wish I'd thought of the dung beetle. My career with US govt provided extensive experience dealing with shit flowing downhill.
Paint it pink and appear as an expert witness for drunks.
