on a lighter note...

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Ridge Runner]

Did your mom tell you that when you break your leg not to come running to her?

I got smart with mom one day and asked her how I could run with a broken leg?

I did survive that one

Mine: not at the same time.

a broken arm.
concussions.
several knife wounds/cuts being stupid using a knife to cuts...from making knives, cutting towards me, etc.
both knees into a waist high, jagged rock wall.
multiple high speed bicycle incidents involving a make shift unsecured jump ramp.

And a bunch more bumps and bruises......but it was fun back then.....now in my older years those minor injuries are starting to affect me.

And the worst....mom.....she had this thing about tightly squeezing one of our hands and rubbing our knuckles together causing immense pain whenever my brother and/or I wouldn't stop aggravating her. If the "knuckle squeeze" didn't work, she knew a few painful pressure points that would settle us down.....for a bit.

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[cash_tx]

Funniest news article I've seen this year. There are some interesting folks out there...

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector

Do you realize that this is the 12th year we’ve run this series? Time really flies when you don’t have something lodged up your butt. But for those of you who do, read on to see if you made this year’s list of the weirdest stuff that entered America’s orifices. If not, there’s always next […]

defector.com

 

[Dr Ray]

Right up to the sky [emoji56]

 

[Dr Ray]

I noticed that [emoji38]

 

[jpr9954]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Firebird]

Funniest news article I've seen this year. There are some interesting folks out there...

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector

Do you realize that this is the 12th year we’ve run this series? Time really flies when you don’t have something lodged up your butt. But for those of you who do, read on to see if you made this year’s list of the weirdest stuff that entered America’s orifices. If not, there’s always next […]

defector.com

As a career paramedic I was involved in several incidents that could have made this list.
The worst thing I have seen was a guy who took a canister of bear spray discharged into his rectum-there wasn’t enough pain medication to make that pain go away!!!

 

[spike.t]

 

[1911Fan]