jpr9954
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Great minds think alike! I was thinking that very thought when I was posting that.Just think of all the money that you wasted on beer, whiskey, and wine.
You just pissed it away.
Oh, yes. Many times. We didn't have a garage so we had to harness a hoss, hook him to the car and run him enough to crank the car over. Fun times in the dead of winter.
Worth every penny!Remember all those 2 million Christmas lights you started putting up in October.
Remember how you joked the astronauts would be able to see your house from space. And they actually could.
Remember how much you enjoyed turning all those 2 million lights on for 8 consecutive hours and hence every night from the night before Thanksgiving till the 3rd of January of the New Year.
Remember how you didn’t care about blinding your neighbors at night with all those lights nor the number of times your neighbors had you arrested for disturbing the peace.
We, the employees here at your electric company wish to Thank You for the profound bonuses we received. We would very much like for you to continue lighting up your home and yard every year.
Thank You Again.
The employees of your electric company
P.S.
Here is your December electric bill: $251,463.41.
Please pay full amount before January 28, or we will have no other choice but to turn off your power. You may pay by cash, credit card, debit/credit card or check.
There will be a $35.00 non sufficient funds charge each time your check fails to clear. We automatically make three attempts to credit your account with check payment.
Thank You.
The management of your local power company