on a lighter note...

[sgt_zim]

If Chuck Norris were a little tougher, he could be South African.

 

[Ridge Runner]

If Chuck Norris were a little tougher, he could be South African.

WHOA!!....WOW!.....Is someone really making a challenge to Chuck Norris?

Must be a youngster looking to gain a rep. Or,...has had one,...one too many beers looking to be Chuck's new sparing partner. As rumor has his last 6 sparring partners, suddenly medically retired, or rather early decided to move on... to less hazardous occupations.j

 

[yamoon]

I was in pain, so I went to the Doctor today.
He said I had a himroid
I said you’re wrong doc, it’s a her-roid
Every thing I do irritates it and it’s a pain in the ass.
He gave me some suppositories, for all the good they did me, I could have stuffed them up my butt.
They tasted terrible.